Roger Waters with 3 songs from DSoTM and a huge flying pig balloon, Smashing Pumpkins playing ‘Today’ the heaviest I’ve heard, and Bon Jovi belting out his usual hits — all on one stage on the same day, nothing gets closer to musical nirvana than this. Dave Matthews and John Mayer are really good live — no wonder they have a huge female following

How do you sneak 11 people into a nearly-empty 100-dollar section with just 2 tickets? Here’s how to do it: One person takes both authentic tickets and exits through gate A. He hands over one ticket to the waiting person outside and re-enters with the other ticket through gate B. Wait 5 minutes. Rinse, repeat. Within an hour, you’re three levels down from the nosebleed section into the good seats, where the women are supermodelly and you can almost make out Billy Corgan’s bald dome.

Did Live Earth fail to raise awareness as most critics alleged? Probably so. Most of us were there for the music. The seven-point pledge seemed to be hippyish even for a die-hard bleeding heart as me. But things definitely need to change, and we all gotta start somewhere.

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By Brad Stone, (of the non-porn variety), a piece in the NYTimes about LMB.

I was at a Halloween party in a Chelsea bar when I met the Russian/Eastern European girl. I could always recognize one even before I’ve heard them speak. She was not dressed up in any particular costume, but her fetching white halter top was enough to attract the attentions of a pants-less Tom Cruise from ‘Risky Business’ and a plaid-shirted cowboy.

A dance circle had formed on the floor. The organizers were a couple of turtles, viz. Raphael and Donatello. I’m not sure if that’s entirely accurate, because Raphael and Donatello were blonde and were grinding their green shells in a manner that the cowabunga dudes would not have. (Yes, they were American). Meanwhile, the white halter top girl had started dancing with her group of friends. She had placed her purse – the one that women use to hold their plans for world domination – on a side table.

What I found charming was the way she kept glancing at her purse every 30 seconds to see if it was still there. I recognized this as something I did quite a bit when I first came here. I’d see backpacks strewn around the corridors at college, the owners absent, and cringe at the thought of them being stolen. But they never were stolen, and that’s one of the nice things about living in a country where poverty is comfortably out of sight. I kept smiling to myself as she actually stopped dancing a couple of times to come check if the purse was still there.

Some people get homesick from sights and smells. For me it was another FOB making sure she wasn’t looted by a drunk girl or a Winona Ryder klepto, because those were the only kind who could’ve stolen a purse in that swanky New York bar that night.

My roommate and I take bets on this whenever someone who has written a book appears on ‘The Daily Show with Jon Stewart’: If the author is even remotely Republican-leaning, Jon will not hold the book up to the camera at the end of the interview. This axiom holds true no matter how high the person is in the Conservative movement. We haven’t seen a single exception to this axiom yet.

One of the best interviews I’ve ever seen on TDS was the one with Kurt Vonnegut.

Every Friday, Death mocks me. As I walk towards the door of my apartment, I dread the presence of that yellow calling card. And yet there it is, sometimes on the welcome mat, sometimes hung on the doorknob.

My nemesis seems to be from a well-oiled organization, one that cryptically calls itself ‘Maintenance’. Their calling card contains all manner of grisly depictions of murder: on the top right, you see a hangman fixing the noose on the rafters. Next follows a professional gravedigger who not only digs holes but also provides bodies to fill the holes. On the left bottom corner, you see a mode of murder common in apartment complexes such as mine: ‘fixing the gas pipes’. To finish off a perfect full course of assassination, the last graphic depicts finishing off the job, viz. walling my mortal remains in concrete and fresh paint.

But worst of all is my… designated killer. Much in the mold of ‘The Professional’ – he is a consummate expert at what he does. And he does all that with a heart of gold. He calls himself the ‘Exterminator’ — ridding the world of pestilential creatures one at a time. Like a true hunter, he experiences remorse at what he does. Everytime I see the yellow card, two shivers run through my spine — one for my impending finis, and one in recognition of The Exterminator’s sardonic wit. Which killee would not be shaken by such words as that of The Exterminator – “Sorry I miss you!”!?

Every Friday I see the same words. I open the door of my apartment with anticipation. The door does not explode outward in a ball of flame. I am alive, and life is good… until next weekend, that is.

I got more hits today than I get in a whole year. All pointing fingers pointed to TheMaanga but I didn’t see anything untoward. At the end of the day, I tried the brilliant tactic of hitting the ‘Refresh’ button.

Mostly, I have nothing to say. The entirety of human thought could probably be encapsulated in less than 20 words. The rest is … unnecessary. But here they are anyway; the more I puked, the more I learnt.

I take the HBLR to work. If you live and work on the Jersey shore across Manhattan, it is the best commute possible. The light rail runs nearly 24 hours, quite frequent and less crowded than any other form of public transportation in New Jersey. But there’s a peculiar downside to the light rail that might be just my own imagination.

Contrary to the light rail’s simple, elegant lines and aesthetics, the doors open and close like a medieval fortress. The sliding doors of the rail are unlike any elevator doors or even the New York subway trains; they are unforgiving of tardiness. These simply won’t pull back if you put any available limb in between them to prevent them from closing. Much like Jersey Citizens’ noted surliness, they will simply stop trying to crush your arm and wait there until you give them a firm push backward. The driver, very much an extension of the light rail, will voice through the microphone in a monotone, “Please do not try to enter while the doors are closing”.

But that’s not my problem with the sliding doors. The opening starts a deep KADAK that rumbles in a deep bass tone, and then the doors slide open with a noisy whirr. And everytime there’s a KADAK, my left ear drum experience a short stabbing pain. This is not a random occurrence but happens every single day. The noise gets my left ear even if I have my mp3 player’s headphones on.

I was reading today on /. about a device that emits ultrasonic frequencies inaudible to older people but audible and annoying to teenagers. Could there be a counterpart to this frequency at the other end of the spectrum? Should I just wait for the sliding doors of the Star Trek future that open with nary a whisper?

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